Johnxtaposed

If you want to be scared, play Starcraft 2 on a Korean server.

I’m sitting in the kitchen of my Grandmother. My Grandmother, being obviously ignorant, keeps asking me how old I am. I show all the digits on my left hand except my thumb. My mom, believing me to have made a mistake, pushed down my index finger. I confidently return my index finger to its previous location. This situation is repeated a few times until my mom eventually gives up.

Even early on in life, I was obnoxious.